kimidilois:

Asanoya with wet hair  _(┐「ε:)_

my dad doesnt realize that if my doors closed jt means i getting dressed and (dont worry) he came into my room w/o knocking and i was getting ready to get dressed and then. he left the fucking door open

dratinimartini:

Like rubber’s on my skin

kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

lavienoire:

hauntedmilk:

hamburgerjack:

tramampoline:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

incredible

Fake Gamer Boys

oh this tastes so fucking good

oh, but he is right.

i am. very upset ri ght now